Virgil is beside himself with angst. For one, he is a high school student with no game and plenty of nerdy attributes. Plus, he's a virgin to boot. He has no chance of ever going out with his crush, Kellie, until she accidentally misplaces her crib sheet in class and Virgil pretends it's his so she won't get in trouble. Suddenly, he is on Kellies radar, and she is ready to give him a very intimate thank-you.